Funny Shower Sayings

TheKing is always causing chaos lately. He has very little in the way of an "off" button. I think every 15 minutes someone in the family (minus BigGuy who can usually handle things himself) is coming around the corner with, "TheKing just........fill in the blank!" Poor TheKing - the only thing that settles him way way down is a snuggle - or - a bath. TheKing loves water. He prefers a bath, but on quick occassions will settle for a shower - although coaxing must be involved.

Now one of his favorite bath things is this yellow container we have. You know the saying.........buy a kid a really expensive educational toy and they will play with the box it came in. This is kinda like that - only it is a plastic yellow container that used to be a Nesquik chocolate milk powder mix holder. SuperStar and Spidey first used this container in the bath Oh So So So Many Years Ago!! It came with us from STL even. It was a bathtub toy favorite. Now about a month ago the yellow bathtub favorite just disappeared. We looked everywhere - in the kids bathroom, our bathroom, TheKing's bedroom, SuperStar's bedroom (because she does un-authorized experiments with water in her room) and in the backyard (no explanation needed right?). No where to be found. Lost. Longed for every single bath TheKing took - even Spidey requested it.

Course did they help look? Not!

Then this weekend I was looking for something. Slowly TheKing has been shoving things under my bed. I have no idea why he does this - but his things are under there - and my things - and just really random things. So I was looking for MY own thing and guess what I found?! Yep - the Yellow Bathtub toy container. And guess who needed to take a quickie shower that morning? Yep - TheKing. So to coax him into the shower I showed him my new Under The Bed Find. I suggested to him that even though he can't dip it into the tub to get water he can collect it from the water that was falling down in the shower.........and he bite at the bait and jumped
in the shower.

I wasn't showering with him - I was in the bathroom though getting ready too. And I hear this...........

"Stop it TheKing. Stop it. Stop Harvesting My Butt Water!"

Bet you never heard that in your bathroom!