Usually I'm totally against Porn, but I am trying to be more open minded this year and honestly, this seemed to be pretty sexy......




I like to get these things before I have to be asked.



I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black pepper and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.



Is that the baby? I'll get her.



As long as I have legs to walk on you'll NEVER have to take out the garbage.



Don't want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night.



Oh look, the NFL playoffs are today. I'll bet we have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.



I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers.



Hold that thought for a second. I want to pull over to ask for directions.

Also, honestly, BigGuy is pretty good at keeping most of these pornographic things in our marriage - except for maybe the 1st one and the one referring to watching sports - the one about.